Half the time I read peoples statuses on facebook and its got like 8379319 likes and I think, why the fuck do people like these statuses?

Wtf why am I watching Shahs of Sunset. This show is so fucking stupid. 

To the rude bitch out front of my house at 11:30 on a Friday night, can you just move along? Whilst I’m sure your break up or whatever you’re doing sounds interesting, you can just stop repeating ‘fuck off, it’s over!!’ cause I think he, and the rest of the street understand what you mean by now.

Scored myself a black eye playing basketball, as well as my boob being pulled out of my top in the pool, infront of children, and then my car was caught in the background of a tv news story. Good day.

I don’t want to complain, but I’m going to anyway. I’m sick of waiting around to hear back from job interviews and expecting I got the job, then never hearing a thing. Like, what am I doing wrong? Why aren’t you calling me back? I’m pretty sure I can do thr job perfectly fine, so just fucking hire me. Ugh, hate waiting for a stupid phone call that’s never going to come.

I’m sorry, is there something wrong with me that causes people to not want to hire me?